Perhaps you occasionally read my posts and think, “OMG, I wish this woman would stop complaining about everything already!” What can I say? Complaining here is substantially less expensive and time consuming than therapy. Still, in the interest of achieving some small measure of karmic balance, I’d like to share some tidbits of good news with you.
On the local news front, here in our little corner of North Carolina, registration is now open for a new session of Bee Keeping School and last month there was not one, but two rousing games of Donkey Basketball to raise money for local schools. In case you are unfamiliar with Donkey Basketball, it’s just what it sounds like.
On the national front, Pfizer is recalling about a million packs of birth control pills because of a mix-up between the pills that contain the contraceptive ingredients and inactive pills that don’t. The good news is that if you took the mixed up pills, it’s not harmful. Also, the anticipated uptick in births next fall will be good news for obstetricians, hospitals, and baby product manufacturers and retailers.
Mortgage rates are now ridiculously low. If you’re one of the 6 people out there who is gainfully employed, act now and lock in a great rate.
By far the best news of the day is the announcement that McDonald’s will no longer use slimy pink goo in its hamburger meat. The goo is some sort of pink paste made from scrap meat treated with ammonium hydroxide, which is also a common ingredient in fertilizer, household cleaning products and homemade explosives. No word on what will replace the goo – perhaps actual meat?? That would be good news for cattle ranchers and consumers, not so much for cows.
So, how did I do? Are you feeling uplifted and hopeful yet?

February 1, 2012 at 3:58 pm
YIKES!
Thanks for making my day. I never ever ever EVER eat McDonald’s hamburgers anyway and you can be sure I never will. YUCK!
Great post.
February 1, 2012 at 4:01 pm
I can’t/won’t eat fast food either, but on behalf of the millions who do, this seems like a good thing.
February 1, 2012 at 4:50 pm
I love your blog. Donkey basketball – yea! (with little shoes with hoof support and nonskid soles?). Looks like the medical field/ maternity/infant companies will be big on job’s creation? And could McD’s hamburger change mean fewer ADHD kids? (cancer? won’t go there…)
Keep up the busy bee reporting! Love it.
February 1, 2012 at 5:38 pm
Thank you – that makes my day : ) As for the donkey basketball, I did not see any little hoof shoes in the photo in our local newspaper – all I can tell you is that the donkeys did not appear to be enjoying the game. And as for McD’s, we’d probably be better off feeding our kids dirt.
February 1, 2012 at 6:27 pm
Thanks for these updates–I had not heard. Well, yes I knew about donkey basketball and worried about the donkeys, but not the other stuff. Good reason to be avoiding McD, as if we needed another one.
February 1, 2012 at 6:46 pm
I have such health conscious blog friends – it warms my heart ; )
February 1, 2012 at 9:38 pm
Excellent musings. I too am happy to hear that the ‘pink goo’ will no longer be a part of McDonalds hamburgers
February 1, 2012 at 10:35 pm
Happy to spread the joyous news : )
February 1, 2012 at 10:27 pm
GOO?! First it was Taco Bell with their nausea-inducing ingredients which were passed off as meat, but found out to be just as nasty as this pink stuff. Way to go, fast food! Makes me glad I just can’t handle fast food. The first time I saw a woman bringing out an arm load of “pies” to put up in the forever warmer of a certain fast food place, years ago, I noticed she had a few tucked up under her armpit. I left.
As far as complaining vs therapy….my bro. is a therapist and gets paid like a king. A king, I can’t even afford. Complain away, dear!
February 1, 2012 at 10:37 pm
Yes, and that is not my description – that’s from a legitimate news story. I guess we can conclude that all that stuff may be fast, but it sure ain’t food! Thanks for granting me permission to complain for FREE! It’s very therapeutic : )
February 1, 2012 at 11:53 pm
Um, yeah, thanks for uplifting my day. I’m so cheerful now I’m going to go out on the ledge of my 40-story office building and admire the view of the ground.
February 2, 2012 at 10:36 am
Watch out for those great big creepy birds!
February 2, 2012 at 2:37 am
We had a donkey basketball tournament back in high school And I took Beekeeping in college. We are in the same life!
February 2, 2012 at 10:35 am
And we both like cardigans – of course, I must be in the time warp version of your life, because those things are happening now.
February 2, 2012 at 3:11 am
I look forward to your sharp writing, no matter what your perspective. You always bring subjects to my attention that I may have swirling loosely in my brain, into focus in a distinctly amusing fashion. Go for it!
February 2, 2012 at 10:34 am
You’re too kind : )
February 2, 2012 at 1:07 pm
I don’t know what that pink goo is… but it sure tastes good!! I am very uplifted now and looking forward to a positive day. I say you give up the blogging thing and plug yourself to the local TV stations for an Andy Rooney style gig.
February 2, 2012 at 4:04 pm
That’s flattering, but I just don’t think I have the eyebrows for it.
February 3, 2012 at 12:28 pm
I feel much better. Off now to McD’s for breakfast.
February 3, 2012 at 1:08 pm
No, please go have a donut instead!
February 7, 2012 at 7:26 pm
So have you signed up for beekeeping school? If I can brave the bees, anyone can.
February 8, 2012 at 10:54 am
I haven’t. I’m pretty sure that beekeeping suit would make my butt look tremendous.