Why? Why do I toil, all alone yet endlessly amused, in the WordPress blogging fields?
Because it beats toiling in a real field, shoving scary genetically modified seeds into parched dirt full of contaminants that will mutate our collective DNA and ultimately spell the demise of the human race. Plus, I hate to sweat.
Why choose this medium to express yourself?
Because one can only express oneself so much with art comprised of stick figures; because my attempts at interpretive dance are likely to be interpreted as an indication of someone needing emergency medical attention; because it’s hard to pursue music when most of the time you prefer silence.
Why does writing this blog matter at all?
Because it allows me to judge people and things I find absurd under the guise of humor, purge sarcastic thoughts from my head, and it is far more cathartic and far less expensive than therapy. Oh, and it gets me off the hook when my mother says, “Lisa, you really should be writing something.” On the other hand, maybe it doesn’t matter at all – you decide.