* My apologies to those of you who have not yet been sucked into the Twitter vortex.
TheAlmighty @noah #Flood coming. Build #ark. Make it big. Do it now.
Noah @thealmighty How big?
TheAlmighty @noah Big enough for 2 of every creature on earth. No time to waste.
Noah @thealmighty Got it. Do we have to invite the yaks? They smell soo bad.
TheAlmighty @noah ALL the animals.
thesouth @honestabe only if we get to keep our #slaves.
HonestAbe @thesouth No can do.
thesouth @honestabe #civilwar bring it on.
HonestAbe @thesouth That’s enough. Emancipating #slaves right now.
UndergroundRR RT @thesouth That’s enough. Emancipating #slaves right now.
Geraldo #alcapone Still tunneling. Found broken bottle. Sure sign of bootlegging.
Geraldo #alcapone nothing yet, treasure sure to be around next corner.
Geraldo #alcapone still looking…
TVExec @Geraldo stupidest idea ever.
RNixon I’m not a crook #watergate. Pls. RT
RandyJackson #americanidol He’s in it to win it!
StevenTyler #americanidol That was beautiful, man.
JLo #americanidol I’m way too pretty to be sitting between you 2 buffoons.
RSeacrest #americanidol Can’t believe how much money they pay me.